so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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