i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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