I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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