"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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