we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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