69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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