Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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