Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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