it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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