I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Randomize
