their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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