I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
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