The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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