Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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