She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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