OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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