oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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