I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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