I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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