took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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