Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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