How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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