I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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