I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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