OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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