its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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