But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
she looked like the before picture.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
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