I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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