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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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