i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
She told me I should be a condom model.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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