sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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