Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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