so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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