You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
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