just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
We are all done wearing pants today
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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