is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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