Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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