I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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