I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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