my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Someone shattered a urinal.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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