My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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