Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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