Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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