Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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