watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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