She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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