belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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