haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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