Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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