hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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