Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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