he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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