"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
The power of my boobs compel you
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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