But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
we're so committed to being not committed
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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