Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Also, beer. Big fan.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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