your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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