Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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