How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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