i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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