I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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