Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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